I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Drake has all the answers
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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