I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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