yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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