She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
