They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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