Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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