No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Do vagina's smell?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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