the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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