I don't think brook has ever known best
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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