Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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