I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
