She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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