Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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