One girl and one boy is just not enough.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
