I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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