I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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