i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
