I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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