He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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