just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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