i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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