we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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