Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Is Oprah even human
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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