i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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