i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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