There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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