I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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