Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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