He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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