I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
ttyl tear gas
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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