I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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