K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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