awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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