why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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