? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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