I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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