it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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