i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Randomize
