I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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