ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
My pussy is not your playground.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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