? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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