I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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