yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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