I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
