I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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