quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
