No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
