Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
there is glitter all over my balls
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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