Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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