Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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