So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
You did what with his pubic hair?
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