I just made out with a guy for $7.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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