margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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